dizzy-dame's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the \"Somebody Just Shoot Us\" award goes to... Car number one: We have the driver, and most innocent party in this whole mess. In the passenger seat, we have the drivers brother. The cause of the whole mess. In the backseat, we have the driver and passengers little sixteen year old sister. And her two children, aged four and two. Car number two: We have the passenger of car number one�s ex-girlfriend. Also in the car is the ex-girlfriend�s six-month old child, as to whom there is some dispute over who the daddy is. What happens: Ex-girlfriend pulls her car up next to car number one, as the driver of that vehicle is attempting to leave his sisters house, with her in tow, to take her to work so she can feed her two children. Ex-girlfriend then begins screaming obscenities at the front seat passenger/brother/ex-boyfriend of car number one. It probably went something like this: �You my baby daddy!� �I ain�t yo� baby daddy! You�s a crazy bitch!� �Get outta that car, bitch! You my baby daddy, and I want some help!� �I said I ain�t yo� baby daddy!� Passenger/brother/ex-boyfriend gets out of the car he�s in, and goes over to the window of the first vehicle to talk to this hissing, spitting and screaming woman. After a while, the driver of car number one, realizing his sister is going to be late for work, lose her job, and inadvertently starve her two children, begins honking the horn signaling to passenger/brother/ex-boyfriend that it�s time to get back in the car. Passenger/brother/ex-boyfriend is thinking that this is a grand idea, and promptly leaves the caterwauling woman and gets back into the car he started out in. The driver of car number one then begins to leave. The driver of car number two is seriously pissed off by now. She does the only thing she can think of to stop her baby daddy from leaving. She hits her gas and rams her car into the side of car number one. With the six-month old in her car. And the starving two and four year olds in the other vehicle. Which just confirms my previous thoughts. Hell is other people. 7:19 AM - March 12, 2004 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
||||||